Inhouse product
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Lightweight yet substantial, this crewneck sweatshirt carries quiet confidence. Clean white fabric frames minimalist black lettering on the front and back — clever market-minded lines that read like notes from a sharp investor with a sense of humor. The fit is classic and roomy without bulk, so you can layer it over a tee on a brisk commute or wear it solo during late-night trading sessions. Soft, slightly brushed interior and a ribbed neckline keep the shape neat while the double-needle stitching means this sweatshirt will handle repeat wear and wash cycles without losing composure. It sits comfortably in a casual wardrobe for people who love clever text, clear design, and clothes that speak to their worldview without shouting.
Wear it when you’re running numbers at a coffee shop, walking into an informal investor meet-up, or settling in for strategy night. The understated typography and offbeat message make it a quiet conversation starter among other traders, founders, and finance-curious friends.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for balanced comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean look
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting shape
- Embroidered printing options and DTF inner neck labels; DTG for main prints
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean